After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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