Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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