Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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