she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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