I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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