i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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