i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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