I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
