O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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