Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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