I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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