you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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