bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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