That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Do plants get herpes?
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