Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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