Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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