On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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