Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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