that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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