I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i dont even know how to be here
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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