The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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