hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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