He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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