I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
