My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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