It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Buhtt sex?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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