i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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