fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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