She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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