So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
my poor anus
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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