we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
