we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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