He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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