there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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