even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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