Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I think im going to throw up on grandma
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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