i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
you had me at cake vodka
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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