went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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