I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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