you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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