I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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