either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
