Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
This house was built for laser tag.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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