I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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