Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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