seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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