no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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