I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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