dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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