A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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